Here’s the deal:
I see better on my left eye. I hear better with my right ear.
I easily get blinded by light. I had an eye problem since grade school where my eyes sometimes water at the first sight of the sun in the morning (yeah, very vampire-ish).
I have poor night vision (not so vampire-ish).
I have to check locks twice to convince myself it is indeed locked.
I have photographic memory. I have to recall words and formulas as they appear on a page. That’s why I was never good at memorizing historical facts. I also don’t look at caskets because I don’t want to remember the dead as well...dead.
I have an irrational fear of snakes and footbridges.
I prefer my water colored and with taste.
I hate almost all string vegetables.
I need least 2 cups of caffeine fix before 10AM or I’ll feel sick and lethargic.
I always leave the first 3 pages of a notebook blank.
I have clepto tendencies...but only for ballpens. I ACCIDENTALLY take ballpens from other people’s desk.
Most of my books have my name on the title page and the 13th page.
I am a slow reader coz I was trained to find mistakes in written text.
I love words but I do not believe them. Actions still speak volumes.
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After this, can you honestly say that you know me?