Harry Potter And That Famous Vampire

This morning I woke up to C&D’s Top 10 Reasons Why Harry Potter OR Twilight is Better. Basically they are egging their listeners to take sides on the two biggest literary/movie phenomenon of this generation (Lord of The Rings is ancient history but I still think that was the all-time best).



The answers, as expected, are hilarious and outrageous:

* Twilight: because Edward has a Volvo...si Harry walis lang, hello!
* Harry Potter: because Edward sucks
* Twilight: only a vampire can love you forever
* Twilight: Harry Potter actors used to be kids, so you feel guilty finding them hot
* Harry Potter: Hermione and Ron stayed loyal to Harry til the end, unlike that bitch who can’t decide if she likes vampires or werewolves
* Harry Potter: because Harry beat Edward when he was still Cedric
* Harry Potter: kasi walang babaeng laging nadadapa
* Twilight: based on looks lang…mas maganda si Bella kaysa kay...Bellatrix
* Harry Potter: kasi hindi sya mukhang niluglog sa gawgaw
* Twilight: di bale nang niluglog sa gawgaw, at least hindi supot
* Twilight: si Edward makinis, si Harry may peklat
* Harry Potter: Edward maybe hard, but he is cold. Harry can always use the spell...Expecto Petroleum!
* Harry Potter: Kasi sa Twilight, Book One pa lang dapat pinakain na si Bella sa vampires to spare us from all the drama and kaartehan nya
* Undecided: someone who sucks or someone with a big wand?
* No answer: pareho silang bulok!...the best pa din ang Okey Ka, Fairy Ko

My Two Knuts: Harry Potter...because Rowling showed us a world beyond our wildest imagination. While I will admit that Twilight has a "kilig" factor, it is still a fantasy Mills and Boon novel.

How about you?



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Late this afternoon at the office, conversation suddenly shifted to Harry Potter. Everyone’s pretty excited about the movie. Soon we were throwing each other Harry Potter trivia questions like they were chic jinxes. But the trivia questions soon ventured into cornball territory and everyone was laughing their Muggle heart out.

Q: Anong oil ang gamit ni Snape sa buhok?
A: All of the above

Q: Kaano-ano ni Dumbledore si Enchanted Kingdom?
A: Acquaintance lang...nagkakilala sila sa pila ng Senior Citizen

Q: Saan takot si Harry Potter?
A: Hindi sa Dementors...sa sebo de macho!

Do you have other bewildering Harry Potter questions?

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